Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you obsess over
i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend
I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend
alright you win